{"product_id":"buford-t-justice-to-all-you-sumbitches-ugly-christmas-sweater-funny-smokey-and-the-bandit-holiday-knit-print","title":"To All You Sumbitches Ugly Christmas Sweater - Funny Smokey and the Bandit Holiday Knit Print","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: 'Poppins', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, sans-serif; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 1.7; max-width: 720px; margin: 0 auto; padding: 12px 0;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Hero Header --\u003e\n  \u003ch2 style=\"font-family: 'Barlow Condensed', -apple-system, sans-serif; font-size: 22px; font-weight: 800; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.5px; color: #C8102E; margin: 0 0 12px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 2px solid #eee8dc;\"\u003e\n    Custom Handcrafted Ugly Christmas Sweater\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 1.8; margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003e\n    Win 1st Place at every holiday gathering this season. Crafted on demand from an ultra-soft 280 GSM fleece blend (90% Polyester, 10% Spandex) - delivering the classic knit-look vibe with cloud-soft zero-itch comfort that won't irritate your skin.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #495057; margin-bottom: 16px;\"\u003e\n    Every panel is individually printed using high-definition heat-dye sublimation, cut, and hand-sewn to ensure vibrant camera-ready graphics with zero peeling or fading. From company holiday parties to Christmas morning photos, stay warm, cozy, and party-ready.\n  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Inclusive Sizing Box --\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background: #faf7f0; border-left: 4px solid #1A6B54; border-radius: 8px; padding: 16px 18px; margin: 16px 0 20px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin: 0 0 4px; font-weight: 700; color: #1a1a1a; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\n      Inclusive Unisex Sizing (Small to 6XL):\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 13px; color: #495057;\"\u003e\n      We believe \u003ca style=\"color: #1A6B54; font-weight: 700; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"\/collections\/ugly-christmas-sweaters\"\u003eugly christmas sweaters\u003c\/a\u003e are for everyone! Available in unisex sizes from Small up to 6XL, including plus sizes. Please consult our official \u003ca style=\"color: #1A6B54; font-weight: 700; text-decoration: none;\" href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003eUnisex Size Guide\u003c\/a\u003e to choose your ideal fit.\n    \u003c\/p\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Product Specifications --\u003e\n  \u003ch2 style=\"font-family: 'Barlow Condensed', -apple-system, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; font-weight: 800; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.5px; color: #C8102E; margin: 28px 0 12px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 2px solid #eee8dc;\"\u003e\n    Product Specifications\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #495057; line-height: 2;\"\u003e\n    • \u003cstrong style=\"color: #1a1a1a;\"\u003ePremium Material:\u003c\/strong\u003e 280 GSM fleece blend (90% Polyester, 10% Spandex) - cloud-soft knit feel without itchiness.\u003cbr\u003e\n    • \u003cstrong style=\"color: #1a1a1a;\"\u003eStyle \u0026amp; Cut:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex classic fit, crew neck, long sleeve, HD all-over-print (AOP).\u003cbr\u003e\n    • \u003cstrong style=\"color: #1a1a1a;\"\u003eOccasion:\u003c\/strong\u003e Office holiday contests, Christmas bar crawls, family photos, Secret Santa gifts.\u003cbr\u003e\n    • \u003cstrong style=\"color: #1a1a1a;\"\u003eSizing Range:\u003c\/strong\u003e Small to 6XL. Please allow 1-2 cm measurement variance.\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Key Features Grid (Rich 4-Card Layout) --\u003e\n  \u003ch2 style=\"font-family: 'Barlow Condensed', -apple-system, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; font-weight: 800; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.5px; color: #C8102E; margin: 28px 0 14px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 2px solid #eee8dc;\"\u003e\n    Key Product Features\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003ctable style=\"width: 100%; border-collapse: separate; border-spacing: 12px; margin: -12px 0 16px;\"\u003e\n    \u003ctbody\u003e\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"width: 50%; padding: 18px 16px; vertical-align: top; background: #faf7f0; border: 1px solid #eee8dc; border-left: 4px solid #1A6B54; border-radius: 10px;\" valign=\"top\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"display: inline-block; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 800; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.08em; background: #1A6B54; color: #ffffff; padding: 3px 10px; border-radius: 4px; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n            Print Quality\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 15px; font-weight: 800; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: 'Barlow Condensed', sans-serif; text-transform: uppercase; margin-bottom: 4px;\"\u003e\n            HD All-Over-Print (AOP)\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #495057; line-height: 1.55;\"\u003e\n            Deep heat-dye sublimation infuses graphics directly into fibers. Zero peeling, cracking, or fading—camera-ready for party photos.\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \n        \u003ctd style=\"width: 50%; padding: 18px 16px; vertical-align: top; background: #faf7f0; border: 1px solid #eee8dc; border-left: 4px solid #C8102E; border-radius: 10px;\" valign=\"top\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"display: inline-block; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 800; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.08em; background: #C8102E; color: #ffffff; padding: 3px 10px; border-radius: 4px; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n            Sizing \u0026amp; Fit\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 15px; font-weight: 800; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: 'Barlow Condensed', sans-serif; text-transform: uppercase; margin-bottom: 4px;\"\u003e\n            True-To-Size (S to 6XL)\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #495057; line-height: 1.55;\"\u003e\n            Unisex classic fit across all available sizes (including plus sizes). Order regular size for standard fit or size up 1 size for a relaxed party fit.\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n\n      \u003ctr\u003e\n        \u003ctd style=\"width: 50%; padding: 18px 16px; vertical-align: top; background: #faf7f0; border: 1px solid #eee8dc; border-left: 4px solid #1A6B54; border-radius: 10px;\" valign=\"top\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"display: inline-block; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 800; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.08em; background: #1A6B54; color: #ffffff; padding: 3px 10px; border-radius: 4px; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n            Fabric Comfort\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 15px; font-weight: 800; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: 'Barlow Condensed', sans-serif; text-transform: uppercase; margin-bottom: 4px;\"\u003e\n            280 GSM Zero-Itch Fleece\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #495057; line-height: 1.55;\"\u003e\n            Premium 90% Polyester + 10% Spandex knitted blend with soft brushed lining. Traditional knit look with zero wool scratchiness.\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n        \n        \u003ctd style=\"width: 50%; padding: 18px 16px; vertical-align: top; background: #faf7f0; border: 1px solid #eee8dc; border-left: 4px solid #C8102E; border-radius: 10px;\" valign=\"top\"\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"display: inline-block; font-size: 10px; font-weight: 800; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.08em; background: #C8102E; color: #ffffff; padding: 3px 10px; border-radius: 4px; margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n            Durability\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 15px; font-weight: 800; color: #1a1a1a; font-family: 'Barlow Condensed', sans-serif; text-transform: uppercase; margin-bottom: 4px;\"\u003e\n            Shrink \u0026amp; Wrinkle Proof\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n          \u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 12px; color: #495057; line-height: 1.55;\"\u003e\n            Engineered for long-lasting holiday wear season after season. Machine washable, quick-drying, and retains shape with zero shrinkage.\n          \u003c\/div\u003e\n        \u003c\/td\u003e\n      \u003c\/tr\u003e\n    \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n  \u003c\/table\u003e\n\n  \u003c!-- Care Instructions --\u003e\n  \u003ch2 style=\"font-family: 'Barlow Condensed', -apple-system, sans-serif; font-size: 20px; font-weight: 800; text-transform: uppercase; letter-spacing: 0.5px; color: #C8102E; margin: 28px 0 12px; padding-bottom: 8px; border-bottom: 2px solid #eee8dc;\"\u003e\n    Fabric Care Instructions\n  \u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background: #fffdf5; border-left: 4px solid #FFCC00; border-radius: 0 8px 8px 0; padding: 14px 16px; margin: 8px 0 20px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 13px; color: #495057;\"\u003e\n      Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low or line dry. Do not bleach or dry clean. 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